What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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