What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Your time.

ugh good riddance

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

What is 9 + 10? 21

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

A handicapp walks into a bar

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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