- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

i like pie.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

i cant think of one.

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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