yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

general tso's broccoli

Matt is not funny.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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