why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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Samantha

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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wood cant chuck wood

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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Wy did the chicken?

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