3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

i like pie.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

i cant think of one.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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