Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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Shit!

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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*you're

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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