What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

There is no joke here, stop reading.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

feces

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

I pooped my pants

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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