- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

Twenty-Four

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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