- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

An boy with ADHD walks into a

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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