Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Deadly cancer.

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

How do you spell eight? 8

A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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