- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Wy did the chicken?

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

so dont touch it.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

good one jess !!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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