how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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brainfart

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The Pope

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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my friend is gay hes gay

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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religion.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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