- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

Girls

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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