What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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That's not what she said.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Why did the jew die Really...

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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