An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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What are we then hypocrites?

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The Pope

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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Wy did the chicken?

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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