Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Penisland

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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