- Anti Joke

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.