- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

i like pie.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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