Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Zach Barlow

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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This is not an anti joke.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Your all fags

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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pineapples

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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