- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

religion.

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

good one jess !!

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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