Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Nock Nock It's open.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

knock knock. come in.

Billy Cundiff.

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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