- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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