I enjoy anal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

what do you call a gay guy Ej

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Donald Trump

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

Gay's rights

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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