"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

i cant think of one.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

fack me in the ace! CC

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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