Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Iggy Azalea

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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