Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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you just contradicted yourself.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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Dylan is a person

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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