An boy with ADHD walks into a

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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