- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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