- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

knock knock

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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