Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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