- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Twenty-Four

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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