What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Penis

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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The BCS

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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