Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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Once upon a cross

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I can't see my forehead

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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