- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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