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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

Knock, Knock Come in

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Get in the car.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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