What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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poop is very very yummy.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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eloise dey.

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Deadly cancer.

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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