What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Potassium? K.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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1+1 =? Too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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