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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

Jews

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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