you know whats funny the letter Q

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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Badgers are cool

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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