- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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