What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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please dislike this or else i will continue writing this, lalalalalalalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalallaallaalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalaallalalalallalalaallalalalalalallalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalalalla

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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E= McVagina

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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woman's rights

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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