- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

I can't see my forehead

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

Yes!

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

This sentence is false.

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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