- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

shammmm is a lesbian.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Penis

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Rigo your a stupid ass

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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