- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

donald................duck for president

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

ME NAME IS JEFF

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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