whats a dick a dick

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

i can't stand cripple jokes

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Why? Whats wrong?

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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