What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Knock knock, Come in...

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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