Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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Canada AYY

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Maturity is a virtue.

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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