A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

Badgers are cool

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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