- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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