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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

im a dragon, no im not

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Your Mom.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

I had my period 3 days ago.

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