What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Jersey Shore

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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melon

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Gangnam style

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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