- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Two guys walk into a bar.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

A mans opinion.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

Wade

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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