Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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Strawberries!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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