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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

YA MAM, is a very nice person

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

I have aids

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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