Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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