Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

What is long and black The unemployment line

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Michael Castillo is gay

knock knock Labrinth come in

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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