what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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Woman Rights

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colby doesnt shave

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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