- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

what's brown and sticky? a turd.

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

What's the difference between a duck?

What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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