Gangnam style

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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