Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

Justin Bieber got laid

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Emily Brunelle is skinny

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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