What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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