Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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