- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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