What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

An Irishman walks out of a bar

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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