Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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shea kisses a girl

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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