- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Tim and Eric

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

I am a nigger.

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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